News Flash about Men's Health

Yesterday, scientists for Health Canada suggested that the results of a recent analysis revealed the presence of female hormones in beer, and suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption.

The theory states that drinking beer makes men turn into women.

To test the theory, 100 men were each fed 6 pints of beer within a one-hour period. It was then observed that-
100% of the men gained weight
talked excessively without making sense
became overly emotional
couldn't drive
failed to think rationally
argued over nothing
had to sit down while urinating
refused to apologize when wrong.